Exciting Contest Conclusion

Renee is off with her folks in China (thankfully unaffected by the tragic earthquake), and told me to wrap up the 100th post contest. Without further ado, the official answer is that it is an anagram, in this case for:

"Chris and Renee in Japan."

I'm not sure who gets credit for the win, however. Cam went with "Darn, Chrenee is in Japan," and he was the first to post an anagram solution. But that's not quite right. Rafi basically got it right (once you remove the trailing rant). Since we'll see Rafi in Hong Kong in June, we'll just declare him the winner and save on postage. Thanks to all of you who posted many other answers, all hilarious. My two favorite answers were Paradox13's, followed closely by Derek's.

I know Renee promised an actual real prize, but she didn't tell me what it was going to be. So maybe she'll update us all when she has the chance.

100th Post Contest

In honor of this being our 100th blog post, I'm holding a contest.

As I am sure you have noticed, the title of this blog is Escape Hard, Inner Ninja. In addition to sounding cool, this title is a riddle. The first one to explain the riddle will win a "fabulous" prize of my choosing.

Contest Rules:
1) Answers must be submitted as comments on the blog.
2) Each person can only submit one answer.
3) If you read this blog every day, you must submit an answer. :)

Good Luck and Happy Puzzling!